Gerti Pulls out!

Pole Lancer

Expert 5 rhythm dancer Ms Getti Yakittov today announced that she is pulling out of this weekend’s Five Ring Circus at the ‘Doris Stokes Home for the Terminally Confused But Rich and Gullible’, a break away organisation from the existing Doris Stokes Drop-In Spiritual Realignment Centre and Karaoke Bar (Paleochora Branch).

Speaking after denying she was responsible for the power cut in the village this afternoon, caused, it is believed, by an attempt by a person or persons unknown to remove a large cylindrical wooden object carrying overhead electricity cables, Ms Yakkitov said,

“I just can’t find a Pole for my Tantric Dole Dancing as Therapy and a Path to Spiritual Enlightenment exhibition! All I’ve managed to find so far are 2 Bulgarians who drove off a high speed as I approached them; 4 Albanians; 7 early German tourists and a confused Englishman.”

Ms Yakkitov further stated that no refunds would be made of the 250Euros “donations” that her many fans, Sid and Doris Bonkers of Oldham, or was it Neasden, had made.

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