With the woo woo level in Paleochora rising by the minute with the influx of healers from many parts of the world, some of whom think Paleochora is directly en route to Nirvana, it's time to offer our "free" spiritual advice corner.
This advice is brought to you "free" by myself, Mal Akkers, exactly as it was given to me by one of my many spirit guides -Biggus Discus - a Roman centurion and all around good guy in a previous life.
Advice Corner.
1. Never eat the yellow snow.
2. Never smile at the crocodile.
3. Never get involved in a bare footed arse kicking competition if your opponent is a porcupine.
4. Every spiritual journey starts with just one little step....and it's usually the step of paying money to someone.
Malcolm
Advice to our reader.
Ms Demena to visit Paleochora!
The town was last night abuzz with the surprise news that, in an effort to raise the level of WooWoo in Paleochora, we are to be visited by that renowned clairvoyant and psychotic spiritual person, Betsy Newson.
Ms Demena, to use Betsy's professional name, shown here in her fetching new summer outfit, specialises in psykicial aura maintenance and therapy and plans to spend her time here tending the auras of those who have sucumbed to the pleasures of the world, and Kandanos.
"I get help from the Spirits, Darling" she told me.
"Strangely enough all my spirit guides, such as Whiskey and Metaxas only seem to work late in the evening; but they work every time and after a session with these two, I soon start seeing things."
Ms Demena has yet to determine the rates she will be charging the lucky people of Paleochora to have their auras tended but she has told me that the prices will be "popular" and within reach of all those with a credit card limit of over £5000.
In the beginning was woo woo.....
Noun
woo woo
(slang) Person readily accepting supernatural or emotion-based beliefs and explanations.
That reporter is a bit of a woo woo.
(slang)Those beliefs.
He is really into all that woo woo.
An alcoholic cocktail consisting of peach schnapps, vodka and cranberry juice.
Adjective
Supernatural, unrealistic.
He made a living out of woo woo beliefs.
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