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Mentor Lee Hill today announced his plans to bring one of his own mentor's words to the enlightened of Paleochora.

The much feted Rev. Elroy Cupboard, charismatic multi-billionaire head of the International Church of Scientificological Phrenology (motto: One visit and you will need your bumps read) will be regularly contributing his 'Thought For The Day' through this very blogspot in a very complicated merchandise tie-in deal.

"This man is a spiritual genius", gushed Hill yesterday. "He set up the Bank Of Gavdos (Offshore) known simply as B.O.G. Off which is 100% owned by a Cayman Island Trust which shares are controlled by an office on Gibraltar which is acting on behalf of a private equity company in Nassau, Bahamas which may or may not be wholly owned by a gentleman living in either Wagga Wagga or East Grinstead"

Watch this Blog for the first exciting Thought for the Day by Elroy Cupboard

2 comments:

Betsy Newson aka Ms Demena said...

Sir,
This crackpot Mentor Lee Hill is again stealing all MY ideas!Something m ust be done!

Anonymous said...

Where can somone buy shares . On this bank. I would like to buy ten thousand of them .Please notify me soon very soon. yours trully. MR.MEL functions.