Rumours,rumours and damned lies!

This Photo has been staged by a model *

A rumour currently going round the village concerns Gerti Yakkitov, a donkey and a burka. Unfortunately the laws of slander and libel, and a consideration for the sensibilities of our readers, mean that we are unable to repeat the rumour here. No goats are belived to be involved....this time.

Another local rumour has it that Ms Demeana has finally accepted the fact that she is no longer as young as she used to be and will shortly be bringing in an assistant to help her out with the more difficult aspects of being a psychotic psickci (and home in the evening from the kafenion.)

Speaking on condition of complete anonymity, Ms Teake, the longest serving Paleochora psikick and currently recovering from her telpathetic encounter with the Rakians, confessed that she hadn’t heard the rumour but thought it was a good one anyway and that

“….the sooner the old bat gives it up and leaves the field to us professionals, the better. There’s too many pysckiks in this village chasing too few tourists and if this carries on I might have to get a real job and then where would we all be? Anyway, would you like your chakras buffed up while you’re here Deary? Only 25 Euros to you.”

In the meantime, Mal Akkers is still refusing to reveal just what e-mail correspondence he had with the owners of http://www.auragoggles.com/ although it is believed to be known that a concerned Mentor Lee Hill, seventh level guru and part time olive picker, will shortly be making an announcement voicing his concerns concerning the need for aura protection this summer.

* The model is wearing a burka in order to conceal her identity.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I WAS AT THE ANOUNCEMENTS OF OUR BELOVED DOCTOR MENTOR LEE HILL AND I LOVED THE SPEACH ESPECIALLY WHEN HE SPOKE ABOUT AZOGIRES HE GUARANTEED ME THAT THE WATER UP THERE MAKES YOU CRAZY AND YOU KNOW WHAT?????? HE WAS RIGHT NOW I VISIT AZOGIRES EVERY DAY FOR THERAPUTIC PURPOSES YOURS TRULLY.
MR.MAL FUCNTIONS