Fraud in the Psykik Community!

The damning evdence - Yakkitov/Passthejug is clearly shown second from the left in the third row.


The psykic community in Paleochora was agog yesterday at the startling revelation that Getti Yakittov, the recently arrived expert 5 rhythm dancer and gold medal winner, was not who she, or he, appeared to be.


We have learned that Enoch Root, Gentleman reporter from “Whose Woo – the paper every true psykik just KNOWS they need to read” yesterday revealed exclusively to his readership that the dancer known through out the length and breath of Paleochora as Gerti Yakkitov, is in fact Boris Passthejug, former Red Army Commando and winner of the gold medal for the shot put in the 1990 Olympics.

All Passthejug would say on being presented with photographic evidence of his past was, “It’s a fair cop Guv, I did it for the cash.”

Mentor Lee Hill, Seventh Level Guru and part time olive picker, expressed horror and alarm at the suggestion that anyone would claim to possess psychotic powers in order to obtain money from gullible tourists.

“I knew there was something funny about her aura as soon as I saw her go into the Gents toilet in Agios,” he said, “anyway that will be 50 Euros for the insightful insight and the aura reading, cash only please.”

Ms Demena declined to comment on the grounds that she was too busy communing with her inner child and preparing for the expected influx of tourists, whilst Ms Teake claimed to have known all along that Yakittov was a fraud because her spirit guide R’aki, had told her so.

Yakittov/Passthejug was last heard of in Souda Bay where he/she has apparently got a job as a deckhand on a passing American nuclear submarine.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

DEAR MR. AKERS THE 1990 OLYMPICS TOOK PLACE IN AZOGIRES AND I WAS A WITNESS TO THIS THIS DUDE WAS NOT THERE I GUARANTEE YOU FOR THIS I HAD FRONT ROW SEATS AND I WAS SHOUTIONG ARE THERE ANY VIRGINS OUT THERE TRULLY YOURS MR.MEL.JONAS. FUNCTIONS

Anonymous said...

What are you talking about.This gentleman was there. And he was drinking mythos at the alfa cafe. I know beacause he was sitting together with mr.Akers. I was just a passing tourist.