A look around the social scene of Paleochora's WooWoo community:
Ms Demena was spotted in a well known restaurant last night, smoking 'herbal' cigarettes and conversing with the spirits. She had ordered a plate of organic hand-knitted string beans for herself and a plate of fishfingers & ketchup on the side for her inner child.
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Meditation for a piece of the world
Sleeping/Meditation bagWith Paleochora WooWoo levels approaching an all time high, I am glad to announce that at 14.14 on the 14th June 2002 we will be holding a "Meditation for the piece of the world" lunch and barbecue on the sandy beach just opposite Gavdos (weather and cyclikill guides permitting.)
Participants in this free endeavour will be required to provide their own food, drink and cooking facilities but may, if they wish make a small donation to a good cause (cash only, no cheques or credit cards.)
Those attending will hold hands in a ring and meditate long and hard on their particular piece of the world. To assist, you might wish to visualise your piece of the world as being in a quiet, tranquil place,being set into, rather than upon, the planet, and being rectangular approx. 2 metres long, 2 metres deep and 1.2 metres wide.
It is hoped that Ms Demena or Ms Taeke will be present to massage auras and egos - subject to them having recovered sufficiently from their recent spiritual joust.
On the matter of their recent falling out, a subject discussed here recently, both have asked me to point out that their psycotic battle had nothing whatsoever to do with the earthquake in Japan and to confirm that, with the expected influx of Greek tourists, they have resolved to patch up their quarrel and co-operate in their solemn and self appointed duty of relieving more people of the wearisome and soul destroying burden of "money."
Malcolm
New Contest! Get your auras working!
Ms Demena with her clothes offThe European Parliament in Brussles yesterday confirmed the long awaited decision to hold a new sykickill competition.
This competition will be open to all those who, with or without the assistance of their spirit guides, are not only fortunate in being able to view and determine the state of other's auras and visualise these as the music of the spheres, but are also able to sing this music.
It is intended that the Aura Vision Song Contest will take place annually in Paleochora.
Essence Overload?
Our Latest Offering Following the recent EU rulling permitting the construction of a Spititual Essence Storage Facility just outside Paleochora, concern has been expressed by some about the effect of such a facility on the already extraordinary levels of WooWoo within the town. In particular there are fears, we hope unfounded, that this concentration of Spiritual Essence may lead to "Aura Flare" and cause potentially serious probnlems to those viewing auras.
Asked about this problem, Ms Demena, a well known and highly respected psychotical guru and chaneller, said,
"Give me 50 Euros Darling, and I'll get one of my spirits guides on to it straight away."
While we are awaiting the response from the spirit plane, we are glad to announce that this Blog will shortly be in a position to offer, for only 350 Euros a pair, the finest hand crafted, machine tooled, Chineese made, Aura Vision Protection Devices.
Yes you can be the proud owner of these high quality goods as shown above. You can now protect your eyes, both inner and outer, and still look good on the beach.
Aura Protection - You Know It Makes Cents.
Book of the Week
This weeks accolade goes to
'Feng Shui for Scuba Divers' by Reg Yulater.
A reader raved; "Absolutey brilliant! Before I read this book my life whilst scuba diving was a complete mess for me - I mean you are literally surrounded by water, just where do you start in organising it to provide a stress free and productive dive. This book has all the answers."
Published by Per Astra Ad Parva Books. Available from all reputable woo woo websites, 86 Euros
Get out, Aura else!
It seems that a woo woo war is about to develop in Paleochora! 'Sykik channeler'(sic) Gina Lotalollipop (left) - whose spirit name is Ms. Taeke - has blasted newly arrived Ms. Demena (see previous post) as a phoney!
Ms. Taeke said "This town is not big enough for 2 Aura reading specialists! I have been specialising in this field for 932 years (when you include all of my past lives) and I will not sit by and watch as some gin-sodden upstart tries to queer my pitch!". She went on; "Ms.Demena should birqa off!"
A compromise was later reached when it was suggested that they have an aura reading stand-off on the sandy beach. They will attempt to sympathetically council several fee-paying volunteers about their aura difficulties. Winner takes all!
Workshop announcement
Mentor Lee Hill will be running a new workshop entitled 'Tantric exploitation (surely 'exploration' - Ed) and De-Tox Fasting Weekend'
On this weekend you will learn the lost art of Tantric Buttock Massage whilst experiencing the detoxifying ecstacy of a total fast for 4 days.
Venue: Fidel Castro International Resort, Miami
Cost: 1000 US Dollars - (FULL BOARD)
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